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Old 12-05-2009, 02:30 AM
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I like the Nickname one. Reminds me of Luke, eh Sei'taer?
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Old 12-05-2009, 02:40 AM
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*ahem*

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Old 12-05-2009, 02:51 AM
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but not their panties?
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Clearly, Nazbaque, it didn't go with the meter of the limerick. I mean... honestly. Gosh.
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Old 12-05-2009, 03:10 AM
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I know I just couldn't resist the joke
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The Cheesy Cucumber Conundrum

There is no food safe from being turned into a Euphemism for Sex. No, not even that one.
Drop?

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All things wrong with the Universe are to be blamed on Hamster Porn and/or Terez, with no exceptions.
Hamster Porn?

PS For some reason (perhaps only searching for a little while), I could only find the German version.

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I like the Nickname one. Reminds me of Luke, eh Sei'taer?
lol...shut up.
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ROFL at this whole thread.
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Old 12-05-2009, 11:29 AM
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I believe drop is every sort of crime.
Fixed for you.
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Drop?

I thought you were against torture Gonzo?
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I thought you were against torture Gonzo?
And therein lies the sex reference. Bite me hurt me make me bleed violent sex is what I need!
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The Law of Reputation

When all else fails, make fun of the New York Yankees and/or RogueSavior. The meaner the better. Double Reputation points if you make him cry. "Crybaby gonna cry? Look, guys, he's delicate!"
Repped .... NOT!!!

ya boob
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You're a boob, boob.
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Did someone say boobs?
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Please, If I don't make the awkward sexual innuendos, who will? The only question that remains is, what colors do you want, Zae?

And I don't know WHAT you're talking about, Naz
Lmao... Throw it in the light blue and gree like my sig...


dammit i need to be more careful! LOL

Edit- speaking of being careful...did i HAVE to post right after the thread turned to boobs?
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Frankly, I'm more surprised by the people who think I am real than the ones that don't.

I mean, seriously. You all know I 'live' in Northern Virginia. Do you know how many are super mainframes within a couple hours of the pentagon? Do you have any idea what sort of weird crap they run?
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I've made you sputtering, cussing, frustratedly mad. That would be one hell of an advanced algorithm to run in response to those conversations.

You is real.
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I've done the same to you. I don't think its necessarily proof of your existance. Just means I can manage to be really annoying if I try.

I mean, if you don't think a computer can be annoyed, or annoy, or simulate both to screw with the human mind - your experience with Artificial 'Intelligence' and mine are vastly different.
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