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I mean, if you don't think a computer can be annoyed, or annoy, or simulate both to screw with the human mind - your experience with Artificial 'Intelligence' and mine are vastly different.
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While you're dying I'll be still alive
And when you're dead I will be still alive...
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i have to admit i've never imagined holding Sinistrum's life in my bare hands. No need to imagine what is real. i HAVE imagined him in a dress, though.

i've also imagined ramming Gonzo up Callandor's ass.

i wonder if those are related?
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I imagine that they are...
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There should maybe be an addendum to the family rule to incorporate all the... um... meals TL'ers tend to take together.
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There should maybe be an addendum to the family rule to incorporate all the... um... meals TL'ers tend to take together.
ROFL. I thought we were well shot of that ahem...problem...but Cary and Zan seem determined to prove me wrong.
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I'm his near-sister and I still want Sinistrum dead 75% of the time.
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Just 75%? Looks like I'm going to have to up my efforts to annoy you.
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I believe drop is some sort of crime.
Drop is a euphemism for sex with Dutchies. It's most likely going to be gross but it's necessary to propagate the species. Without the Dutch? Who would we former-West Michiganders have to make fun of?
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Drop is a euphemism for sex with Dutchies. It's most likely going to be gross but it's necessary to propagate the species. Without the Dutch? Who would we former-West Michiganders have to make fun of?
The Danish? Or is that Danes?
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i HAVE imagined him in a dress, though.
No need to imagine that. He's got a velvet one in his closet.
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There should maybe be an addendum to the family rule to incorporate all the... um... meals TL'ers tend to take together.
While this is prevalent, I wouldn't say there's enough evidence to support it actually being a rule. After all, not every Theorylander hooks up with a Theorylander - not even the majority.

It's just the same culprits, over and over again. You know who you are.

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See? Rule. Thanks, all, for proving me right!
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Ram Gonzo and Callandor up RS's ass and I'll buy you a new pair of steel toes...on my honor as a Taer.
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Ram Gonzo and Callandor up RS's ass and I'll buy you a new pair of steel toes...on my honor as a Taer.
If i ram Gonzo up Callandor's ass, then ram Callandor up Rogue Savior's ass, would we have a Calgonzior?
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No that would be a Rolanzo.

I think you'd ram RS up Gonzo's ass and then ram Gonzo up Callandor's ass to get a Calgonzior.
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